Why is it that every single time that I think I have found a woman that is genuinely into me, it turns out to be a hoax?!? This latest one wound up wanting her 'passport' renewed because she lives in Nigeria, although she put she lived in El Paso, TX on her Myspazz profile.
This situation is very new for me. Usually I meet women that are either already in a relationship, say they are over eighteen when they're not, or they're a lesbian. So I am left pondering. Am I cursed? Do I have FUCK WITH JOHN GENDRON, HE JUST FUCKING LOVES IT! written on my forehead? What? I seriously want to know so that I can either go to a voodoo doctor to become uncursed, or I can tell my Dad to scrub harder when he washes my face!
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Rant For The Week
Why is it that parents don’t completely listen to you? It’s like an alien that enjoys making them not listen to their children possesses them.
I don’t mind that my dad dates, but the one he has been dating makes me want to fucking puke. First of all, she is butt-ass ugly. Secondly, she dresses like a prostitute. Thirdly, she bashes my mom every chance she gets. Lastly, she is a psycho alcoholic bitch.
If I weren’t disabled, I’d ram her face in a wall and then move out, because it doesn’t matter WTF my sisters and I tell our dad. It goes in one ear and out the other.
So, to sum up, I hate my dad’s skank, and I wish my dad would get a clue and MOVE HER OUT!!!
I don’t mind that my dad dates, but the one he has been dating makes me want to fucking puke. First of all, she is butt-ass ugly. Secondly, she dresses like a prostitute. Thirdly, she bashes my mom every chance she gets. Lastly, she is a psycho alcoholic bitch.
If I weren’t disabled, I’d ram her face in a wall and then move out, because it doesn’t matter WTF my sisters and I tell our dad. It goes in one ear and out the other.
So, to sum up, I hate my dad’s skank, and I wish my dad would get a clue and MOVE HER OUT!!!
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