Why is it that every single time that I think I have found a woman that is genuinely into me, it turns out to be a hoax?!? This latest one wound up wanting her 'passport' renewed because she lives in Nigeria, although she put she lived in El Paso, TX on her Myspazz profile.
This situation is very new for me. Usually I meet women that are either already in a relationship, say they are over eighteen when they're not, or they're a lesbian. So I am left pondering. Am I cursed? Do I have FUCK WITH JOHN GENDRON, HE JUST FUCKING LOVES IT! written on my forehead? What? I seriously want to know so that I can either go to a voodoo doctor to become uncursed, or I can tell my Dad to scrub harder when he washes my face!
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